{"id":3473,"date":"2010-11-10T02:05:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-10T02:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/welcome\/"},"modified":"2020-08-25T08:42:10","modified_gmt":"2020-08-25T15:42:10","slug":"welcome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/welcome\/","title":{"rendered":"welcome."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"><b>blog<\/b>: <i>n<\/i>. Short for weblog. A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as &#8220;homework sucks&#8221; and &#8220;I slept until noon today.&#8221; <i>v.<\/i> intr. The act of posting to a weblog.<\/span><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: small;\">\u00a0 Urbandictionary always makes me giggle.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">So blunt and hash, yet filled with all kinds of truth. Love it.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace; font-size: small;\"> Jon and I got married just over 3 months ago and I&#8217;ve been getting the heat to start a blog ever since. I&#8217;ve always used the &#8220;my life is too busy for blogging&#8221; excuse&#8230;and now, even though it really is busy to the brim, I&#8217;d love for you to be a part of it.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace; font-size: small;\">Here goes nothin&#8230;&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">blog: n. Short for weblog. A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as &#8220;homework sucks&#8221; and &#8220;I slept until noon today.&#8221; v. intr. The act of posting to a weblog. &nbsp; \u00a0\u00a0 Urbandictionary always makes me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":17563,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_3957.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5mhS8-welcome","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3473"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17948,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3473\/revisions\/17948"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}