{"id":3426,"date":"2012-03-06T16:32:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-06T16:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/parting-ways\/"},"modified":"2020-08-25T08:54:49","modified_gmt":"2020-08-25T15:54:49","slug":"parting-ways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/parting-ways\/","title":{"rendered":"parting ways"},"content":{"rendered":"
it’s gone.<\/span><\/div>\n
\u00a0we sold it.<\/span><\/div>\n
did i cry? yes<\/span><\/div>\n
am i stoked for something new? yes<\/span><\/div>\n
is jon the best husband in the world? yes<\/span>
\ndo i get attached to things WAA-HAAY too easy? yes<\/span><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
dear shiny black subaru,<\/div>\n
i couldn’t let you go without sharing a few of your accomplishments with my friends<\/div>\n
::<\/div>\n
she took us to nine different states.<\/div>\n
she took us to maple canyon, jackson hole, the snake river, logan canyon<\/div>\n
(and all of those other canyons i don’t remember the names of to rock climb)<\/div>\n
she took jonah home from the hospital for the first time when i was a nervous wreck.<\/div>\n
she took a real life beating from the tandem bike for our engagement pictures and NEVER complained once.<\/div>\n
she learned to drive to logan all by herself while we got to sleep. (real talk)<\/div>\n
she read 12 books to us. yes twelve. and they were bigg’ens.<\/div>\n
she chose me over jon every time when the “heat wars” began.<\/div>\n
ya know the ones where ginger believes the north pole is warmer than the car at the moment,<\/span>
\n\u00a0and jon is dramatically sweating to death and hardly manages<\/span>
\n\u00a0to get one word in every 29 breaths as he pants like a bulldog?<\/span><\/div>\n
sidenote: dual temp air vents are my fav invention.\u00a0{heat always wins}<\/div>\n
she got me out of three speeding tickets.<\/div>\n
she accidentally bumped into a real fancy car at the stop light and didn’t leave one bit of evidence.<\/div>\n
she knows the secret route to neverland.<\/div>\n
and my most favorite of all,<\/div>\n
she is the dear home to those 3 special words that i heard from my cute husband for the very first time 4 lovely years ago.<\/div>\n
::<\/div>\n
i’m guessing we are going to miss you the next time we want to go camping.\u00a0i’m also hoping we will still be accepted in slc abandoning you like this.<\/div>\n
(every 3rd car we see in our neighborhood now days is\u00a0Subaru)<\/div>\n
BUT, just\u00a0like all other worldly\u00a0possessions, the fun eventually comes to an end…<\/div>\n
…and life goes on.<\/div>\n
thank you for the good times!<\/div>\n
you be good for your new owners, ok?<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
it’s been real,<\/span><\/div>\n
jon ging and lil j<\/span>
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\n<\/span><\/div>\n
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ps i’m sorry we never gave you an official name. you should know that we’ve never really been into that kinda thang. we’ll save that for jonah’s little brothers and sisters.<\/p>\n

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it’s gone. \u00a0we sold it. did i cry? yes am i stoked for something new? yes is jon the best husband in the world? yes do i get attached to things WAA-HAAY too easy? yes dear shiny black subaru, i couldn’t let you go without sharing a few of your accomplishments with my friends ::…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5299,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_0969.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5mhS8-Tg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3426"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3426"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17980,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3426\/revisions\/17980"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}