{"id":3367,"date":"2012-05-23T06:18:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-23T06:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/youll-be-bored-if-you-read-this\/"},"modified":"2020-08-25T09:13:03","modified_gmt":"2020-08-25T16:13:03","slug":"youll-be-bored-if-you-read-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/youll-be-bored-if-you-read-this\/","title":{"rendered":"you&#8217;ll be bored if you read this."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\">consider yourself warned.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">tonight, this is what our night looked like. typical. nothing too special.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">3 pm : finish the laundry, ky leaves to tend, jonah climbs the dishwasher.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">4 pm : put in baked potatoes for dinner<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">5 pm : clean out the garage and car with jonah sleeps on my back<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">6 pm : thought jon was coming home at 5, realize it&#8217;s 6.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">7 pm : jon gets home, we eat cold baked potatoes. crystal light comes out my nose.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">7.5 pm : inform jon that a girls roadie to st g is taking place in the morning.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">8 pm : run a couple of errands while the boys take care of the yard chores<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">9 pm : dad reads story, mom prays.\u00a0jone to bed.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">10 pm:\u00a0news while we eat ice cream out of the tub, with 1 fork.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">11 pm: start one of the 2 redboxes we rented saturday night. with a healthy side of pinterest.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">12 pm: blog.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">there it is, our evening recapped rewound reswizzle redone.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">key moment=7.5 pm!\u00a0aka\u00a07:30 PM<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">tomorrow morning i&#8217;ll be blogging from my favorite getaway.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">100 degree sunshine never sounded so refreshing.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">goodnight.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">consider yourself warned. tonight, this is what our night looked like. typical. nothing too special. 3 pm : finish the laundry, ky leaves to tend, jonah climbs the dishwasher. 4 pm : put in baked potatoes for dinner 5 pm : clean out the garage and car with jonah sleeps on my back 6 pm&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":17562,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_3861.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5mhS8-Sj","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3367"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18026,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3367\/revisions\/18026"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}