{"id":3338,"date":"2012-08-01T06:59:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T06:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/naughty-in-the-potty\/"},"modified":"2020-08-25T09:19:02","modified_gmt":"2020-08-25T16:19:02","slug":"naughty-in-the-potty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/naughty-in-the-potty\/","title":{"rendered":"naughty in the potty"},"content":{"rendered":"
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most days, jonboy is in the dog house\u00a0because<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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he forgets to put the toilet seat down in his<\/i> bathroom.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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trust me when i say that i always<\/i>\u00a0remember to put mine down.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0i have seen the havoc jonah can wreak in the potty, and seriously<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0I \u00a0a l w a y s \u00a0put mine down.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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but i bet you’d guess that it wasn’t all kicks and giggles when mr jp<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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decided\u00a0to give his papa’s<\/i> phone a nice little afternoon\u00a0swirly\u00a0in his mama’s<\/i> toilet.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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that naughty little bounder, got us both in big fat trouble.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

most days, jonboy is in the dog house\u00a0because he forgets to put the toilet seat down in his bathroom. trust me when i say that i always\u00a0remember to put mine down. \u00a0i have seen the havoc jonah can wreak in the potty, and seriously \u00a0 \u00a0I \u00a0a l w a y s \u00a0put mine down….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5021,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/jonahbw.gif","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5mhS8-RQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3338"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18044,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3338\/revisions\/18044"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theparrishplace.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}